Joke how do you make holy water

Three nuns are on their way up to heaven after having been involved in a terrible minibus crash on the Italian Alps that killed them and the driver he went the other direction! Peter, they are requested by an attendant to form a single line and wait. Finally, St. Peter approaches the nuns to determine their worthiness for entry to Heaven. Sister Agnes bursts into tears and says : Yes, St. Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water.

He boiled the hell out of it. You boil the hell out of it! A masked priest just threw some holy water at me I think it was a blessing in disguise. How to make holy water in two easy steps 1 Take a pan of water and set it on the stove 2 Boil the hell out of it. What happens if you use holy water to put out a fire? Holy smokes! Why is the Nile River filled with holy water?

People keep blessing the rains in Africa. I filled a steam engine with Holy Water. The Power of Christ Propels You! Holy Water at the Bar So a villager walks into the alehouse and notices holy water on the menu.

He asks the bartender why there is holy water on the menu. The bartender replies that the priests in the village have been trying to restrict people's drinking habits. The villager then asks how holy water This joke may contain profanity.

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