How many indie kids does it take to screw

A: One--and she doesn't even need a ladder because she has platform Birkenstocks. A: Wow, you haven't heard that yet? OR A: I have that joke on vinyl. A: Two: One to do it and one to film it. Search "change lightbulb" under search and selection. Have fun! I'll post a few of my favorites from there. Eleven: one to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientation.

Three: one to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one. Thirteen: one to change the bulb and an a capella group to immortalize the event in song. One: but he'll only change it if he can put in a white light bulb. None: lightbulb changing is free at Davidson. Three: One to change it while the other two knock down the ladder. None: they prefer to be left in the dark about everything -- except when the Northern Lights appear.

Only one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change. Four: one to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U.

Eight: it's not that one isn't smart enough to do it, it's just that they're all violently twitching from too much stress. Bend over homo-billy! Time for your examination.

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Thread Tools. Enter your search terms Submit search form forums. All times are GMT The time now is PM. Netphoria's Amazon. User Name. Remember Me? Mark Forums Read. Find More Posts by Raskolnikov. What's the difference between an indie rocker and my mom? Getting the classic indie rocker joke out of the way A: I can't believe you haven't heard this joke! I've got it on vinyl! Q: how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three. Actually it's more like Q: How many indie kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Lightbulbs are so fuckin' I'm using tiki torches. Everyone knows that indie kids don't ever have to change lightbulbs because they don't live in one place long enough to have to change them. How many indie kids does it take to clean the refrigerator? The pope, a rabbi, and an indie rocker walk into a bar.

The pope orders a gin fizz natch , the rabbi goes for a Singapore Sling, and the indie rocker says, "Gimme the cheapest, most proletarian beer you have, my bartending friend! The pope and the rabbi laugh at the indie rocker's expense. As does everyone else. So he goes home and puts on some record that's so cool you never heard of it.

What is the difference between Sub Pop and the Titanic? Also unrelated to indie rockers: Q: What did the zebra say to the strawberry? Q: What do you call an indie rocker without a girlfriend? A: Homeless.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Simmons and an indie-rocker?